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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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A nice ass?

Good job it wasn't a large cockerel.....

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Or a tree-felling rodent

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it's a smart ass

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any chance of a nice pair of tits...blue tits of course!

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So we had Shrek and Fiona last week and this week it's Donkey.

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Pale Rider
So we had Shrek and Fiona last week


But which was which?

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It's SO difficult to tell...

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so i go of on me jollies for a week and the world goes mad! Tit's, Ass, fiona, Shrek!! what did i miss?

oh yes, 935 Miles in 6.5 days and no accidents. bet you didn't expect that!

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Well done Pat Dude,

It's amazing what you can do on one tank of petrol on a Honda C50!

Hang on....NO ACCIDENTS????

PT

Re: What no accidents Pat?....really?

Pat there is an important message there....ride on the roads = no accidents....ride off road = Crash, bang ooooohhhhh F*#*!!!....medic!

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Well done Patrice.....very impressive, Bowes had said he had noticed the increase in the Sudocreme share price!!
Good Show