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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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Shelton
Dec 10, 2010 - 1:57PM
95.146.126.192
Up the worker's

Hi Peep's,
Im at home and been working very hard today however ive had trouble with this one and you may like to try this as I did'nt seem to have enough leg room whilst driving the dust cart wagon.

1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2.Now while doing this,draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.

3. You foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.... Spooky hey!!!

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Pat AKA The Jolly Green Giant
Dec 13, 2010 - 12:46PM
195.74.108.50
Re: Up the worker's

there is a cure for this.
1) stand up, best not if you are driving your office Shelton.
2) begin patting the top of your head.
3) now rub your tummy in a circular fasion.

there you go, i think that your foot will have stopped moving now, but you will either have started patting your tummy or started to polish the top of your head.

enjoy.

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