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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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Paul shows Bowsey his new thorn detection system

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"Bowes just can't help being turned on by Paul's new iPhone 4."

"As the ride hits the fens, 'Angry Birds' provides a welcome distraction"

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"Look Bowesy if we multiply the time between each of your piss stops by glomerular filtration rate we can calculate the volume of your bladder"

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Bondage gear on and tool in hand, Bowsey asks Paul for directions to the nearest Anne Summers party.

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" 'ere! Bowesy! I've got the podcast for this morning's 'Farming Today' "

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Caught in the harsh glare of Chris Tarrant's torch, the contestants dither witlessly over whether to go 50/50 or call a friend.