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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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b

Apr 12, 2011 - 8:35AM

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Judas conspicuously absent talking to road cyclists

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Apr 12, 2011 - 1:06PM

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David ("Call me Dave") Cameron's cabinet ponder the merits of Jamie's revised suggestion for school meals.

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Apr 12th, 2011 - 1:06 PM

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Apr 12, 2011 - 2:34PM

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"No Tone, blubbblblubglugblub not my blugfeckinlugug round mate blubglug....Burrrrrrp, changing the subject.. I sent a memo to H & S the other day & it was this ****in' thick !!"
"What, who what mmm yes, you just don't pay road tax..... this is quite a good pint. Isn't that 'The Scream' on the wall over there ?"
"Hellllooooooo, you can just call me Fraze me dearrrrr"
"Me too Doiggers, I find it much more enjoyable if you do it really quickly, you know like when your hand goes into a blur"
"Go on Dom, he won't mind, anyway you did buy everyone a packet last year".
"No luv, I'm not going to reach over, Mickheil will poke me in the eye".
"I wish Matt could wait until he gets back to privacy of his own home, he's starting to scare me"