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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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Caption competition

Since the current caption for the forum photo is clearly not amusing, I thought I'd start the ball rolling for an alternative:

- Prototype invisible bicycle only partially successful.

- Man invented the wheel. If only he'd invented the plural.

Dom

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"Dom's puncture wasn't going to put him off. With his trusty GPS guiding the way, he was enjoying his holiday in the tropics."

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Foik me it's cold !

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Despite his claims of innocence, CCTV footage clearly showed that Dom had not been 'framed'

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Nor was he behind bars.

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or chained.

Shall I stop now?

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Yes please. You don't do comedy, do you Tony.

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Hey guys! This is my new 'project'. I'm building it up with bits off ebay. At the moment I'm bidding on a saddle, although I'm not that fussed if I don't win it...