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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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bowesey questions himself does my arse look big in this

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"Now, Mark, are you sure you want to buy an electric wheelchair? You can walk perfectly well, you know"

"Yeah, I want that one..."

"Well, if you're sure"

"Yeah, I'm sure. That one."

(A short while, and £300 later)

"Well, don't you look smart sitting there?"

"I don't like it..."

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After several false starts and £15 grand blown on gaudy, boutique mountain bikes, Bowesey finally settles upon the steed of choice.

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When Bowesey's new frame arrived, he couldn't wait to pimp it with the latest bling components.

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"Look, it is a really lovely thought and don't think that I'm not grateful but when I said I was legless the other night............"

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'Let's see how Duncan is progressing with his tolerance restoration therapy when I point this little beauty up Velcro hill'!

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After two years Bowesy removes Eco's 'special' bike from the Emporium display window and considers returning it

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Bowesey's paint-sniffing habit was leading him to make some interesting life choices.