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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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ffs

Now I am offended. The forum tried to filter ME as spam, and I am the most cammtb forumite there is (well ok, that is Duncan, so maybe not), and then it let's through the Japanese spammers.

Stupid forum.

Re: ffs

oooooo wiki wiki wiki, NEC, Honda, Sushi, Duke of Edinburgh.
Asahi Dry, Chicken cottage
Honda Jazz- old duffers san
spam jazz full fat gold top milk




Re: ffs

Fergus "What's FFS Dad?"
Dad "Fried Fish Supper!"
"No it's not"
"Fat Freddys song list"
"That's four words"
"Fast flying speed"
"What's that?"
"ooooo just a mountain biking term some women say"
"MUUUM"

Re: ffs

Fergus: It stands for "For Flip's Sake"

HTH

PS you should see some of the crap your dad posts on this forum.

Re: ffs

Hi All,

Spam all deleted and IP banned from the forum. Sorry for any delay.

PT

Re: ffs

I used this acronym at work last week when I was feeling fairly stressed...