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  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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not sure really

Ok, Now we've got rid (in a nice belly butting way) of the social swearing queen (min two years I believe the Judge said)
What ..ahem... social/ride recording software do we all use?? If any??
how about we also use/do already share..ahem, SHARE our rides..mmmmmmmm?!?!
So who does what with who/when and where?
Is this good, bad or are there not enough of us un road types (I believe not afters P:. Diddies send orff last week (which was jolly good although I still don't get the post traumatic 'Joy of Ring Sting' that seems to accompany any kind of curry hotter than a COOP Coronation chicken in healthy eating malted Badger bread. ) Is a bracket within a bracket correct?!?
Could this be the start of a ..NO I won't ride with me best mate Duncan, It looks like Rick, Dave, Yackov, Barry or Dave are thinking about a ride too!!
Whadda you reckon?!?!?!
Yes Rachel and the Goose are away??!!!?? and I've got Minnie Ripperton & The Beauty room soothing the pain.....ahem

Re: not sure really

Duncan - what does any of this mean? Each time I read a post of yours I question my basic assumptions of reality.

It sounds like crazy andy stole all the ring sting, but a dab of deep heat can create the same effect

Re: not sure really

I thought legal highs had been banned?

Nested brackets are good for me.

Re: not sure really

Fucking hell Dunc, you talk a lot of shite.
Yes the sweary queen is still reading.
Thanks for the stomach bounce.

Re: not sure really

Yes...I know it almost beats the Arlo Guthrie quotes of old BUT...My word, some one seems to have hacked my ...yer but no but ... really cracking night down the pub sunday after an early morning M/Cycle trip to the Silver Ball followed by a frantic ss jellied leg ride there again for lunch. Did I mention it's changed hands and the new chaps have a great sense of humour & the service is great
It's good to talk bollox,,,,although best not to read it the next day.
Does anyone fancy a more exciting ride than the GM on looks surprisingly jolly?