Hello.

I am in need of some new "would you rather" scenarios for a forthcoming would you rather showdown with a friend. Figured I would crowdsource some ideas - any contributions, no rules. here is a very basic one to start with:

would you rather...have lettuce instead of hair, or parsnips instead of fingers?

Tough decision!

Have you been foraging for magic mushrooms again ?

Would you rather...

Come out on a CamMTB ride tonight to Thriplow
....0r
Have your brain surgically removed
....?

Hmmm. Perhaps too trivial / specific. Often better to be more provocative such as: Would you rather(a) never ride again or (b) be publically shamed for fondling a goose?

....would you rather.... be a woman instead of a man ?

Would you rather...

Ride your bike through dog poo, or kiss a girl with cigarette breath?

Would you rather...

Be too hot, or too cold?

Would you rather...

Eat nothing but sugar for a week, or drink nothing but sherry for a week?

Crikey - some tough decisions to make there! @Paul - are you ok?

To continue...

Would you rather....

Dangle a body part into a spinning bicycle wheel - or take a single blow to said body party with a meat hammer?

would you rather have no arms, or no legs?

would you rather have no anotomical body parts and live with the man/woman of your dreams ....or would you rather have all anotomical body parts but never be with a man/woman/animal/inanimate object/piece of fruit/apple pie ever again

would you rather Shimano or Campagnolo?

would you rather ride a bike with square wheels or with triangular wheels?

would you rather live fast and die young or live to old age as a physical wreck with all of your marbles?


how's that for an insight in to the dim and distant workings of my mind

Throw some flour or choose team Belson?

Oh Dear!

@duncan - please elaborate, your proposed options may be a bit too generation specific so I can't make up my mind

Otherwise - Would you rather have a really big nose, like stupidly big - or have a super high pitched voice - like an elf?

Would you rather be only ever allowed to listen to one song - the final countdown by europe, or allowed to listen to more songs, but all from justin bieber albums?

Ooooooooowwwwwww, Thanks Mark. Glad I'm not alone in the world of tangents. 😈

I worry for both our minds...

http://www.wouldyourather.co.uk/

looks like a winner

Also looks lazy. Come on Pat! You ride around with a 50kg backpack on most days, surely you can summon the energy to be imaginative :-)

I must confess I am not entirely innocent though - before I go into meetings I often use this http://bullshitgenerator.blogspot.co.uk/ - try it!

I think Duncan may be guilty too http://Ihavenofuckingideawhatyouaretalkingaboutyounutjob.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCkuqL9IcM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcjoWL6hJg8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgCqz3l33kU

Would you rather

Never sit down again, or always feel like you were about to sneeze?

Definitely the sneeze thing or it would be hard to ride a bike

Would you rather....Michael Gove

Teresa May.... ooooo Naaa really naaaa