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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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Would you rather.....?

Hello.

I am in need of some new "would you rather" scenarios for a forthcoming would you rather showdown with a friend. Figured I would crowdsource some ideas - any contributions, no rules. here is a very basic one to start with:

would you rather...have lettuce instead of hair, or parsnips instead of fingers?

Tough decision!

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Have you been foraging for magic mushrooms again ?

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Would you rather...

Come out on a CamMTB ride tonight to Thriplow
....0r
Have your brain surgically removed
....?

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Hmmm. Perhaps too trivial / specific. Often better to be more provocative such as: Would you rather(a) never ride again or (b) be publically shamed for fondling a goose?

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....would you rather.... be a woman instead of a man ?

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Would you rather...

Ride your bike through dog poo, or kiss a girl with cigarette breath?

Would you rather...

Be too hot, or too cold?

Would you rather...

Eat nothing but sugar for a week, or drink nothing but sherry for a week?

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Crikey - some tough decisions to make there! @Paul - are you ok?

To continue...

Would you rather....

Dangle a body part into a spinning bicycle wheel - or take a single blow to said body party with a meat hammer?

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would you rather have no arms, or no legs?

would you rather have no anotomical body parts and live with the man/woman of your dreams ....or would you rather have all anotomical body parts but never be with a man/woman/animal/inanimate object/piece of fruit/apple pie ever again

would you rather Shimano or Campagnolo?

would you rather ride a bike with square wheels or with triangular wheels?

would you rather live fast and die young or live to old age as a physical wreck with all of your marbles?


how's that for an insight in to the dim and distant workings of my mind

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Throw some flour or choose team Belson?

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Oh Dear!

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@duncan - please elaborate, your proposed options may be a bit too generation specific so I can't make up my mind

Otherwise - Would you rather have a really big nose, like stupidly big - or have a super high pitched voice - like an elf?

Would you rather be only ever allowed to listen to one song - the final countdown by europe, or allowed to listen to more songs, but all from justin bieber albums?

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Ooooooooowwwwwww, Thanks Mark. Glad I'm not alone in the world of tangents. 😈

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I worry for both our minds...

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http://www.wouldyourather.co.uk/

looks like a winner

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Also looks lazy. Come on Pat! You ride around with a 50kg backpack on most days, surely you can summon the energy to be imaginative :-)

I must confess I am not entirely innocent though - before I go into meetings I often use this http://bullshitgenerator.blogspot.co.uk/ - try it!

I think Duncan may be guilty too http://Ihavenofuckingideawhatyouaretalkingaboutyounutjob.com

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMCkuqL9IcM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcjoWL6hJg8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgCqz3l33kU

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Would you rather

Never sit down again, or always feel like you were about to sneeze?

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Definitely the sneeze thing or it would be hard to ride a bike

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Would you rather....Michael Gove

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Teresa May.... ooooo Naaa really naaaa