I'm the nicest person you could ever hope to meet. I am the queen of fluff n stuff. Ryan Seacrest could be my best friend. Wait! I AM Ryan Seacrest...or Paula depending on how well I am dressed.
I'm waiting for that contract in stand up comedy. I can make your sides spilt.
Simon Cowell has got nothing on me when it comes to sarcasm, wit, or dry humor. I have my OWN crown reigning in snark. Now go away, you are just dreadful and are making me sick.
I don't really fall into a category, but I DO like to think that I am a good person and friend.
I am great just don't piss me off.
What the fuck are you looking at? Get out of my way you fuck! I have a bad temper and love to be mean. Ticking time bomb and proud of it.
I have no personality. I am a meaningless blob taking up space like the dust bunnies under other people's furniture.
Charming, witty, funny, sociable, calm, cool, and collected. At least that is what I want you to think. In other words, I am a sociopath.
I am NORMAL! Why aren't you?