Wicked's Wacky Wonderings

Just amuse me here, ok? A curious mind wants to know!

How would you rate my site?
Excellent I wish I was like you!
Good. Hell, I was bored and now I'm not. Well, not as much.
What? I'm sorry I was picking my nose and thinking about what I was going to do next.
This is just dreadful. Horrible. I would rather cover myself in paper cuts and swim in a lake of lemon juice.
It's about as exciting as Ryan Seacrest.
I don't have an opinion.

What is your favorite kind of angst?
What is angst?
I hate it all, it's over rated.
Emotional baby. Love those head games.
Physical. Hunger, starvation...torture. *yells at the groaning bodies in the basement to keep the noise level down or the toys will come out*
Sexual. Mwhahaha! Just call me a deviant. BTW, Is this an "oral exam?"
All of it.
Can you really have one without at least ONE of the others?
Man you are sick, how do I get out of here? *looks around in panic*

Bodice ripper or romance?
Huh? Wait what are we talking about now?
Romance baby. Flowers, frilly prose, chivalry, champagne and chocolate covered strawberries.
Bodice rippers. I like em rough.
A happy blend of the two.
God I don't read either. Are you kidding me?
Either is fine, but I like to write my own. *sneaks in a few lines*

What is your personality?
I'm the nicest person you could ever hope to meet. I am the queen of fluff n stuff. Ryan Seacrest could be my best friend. Wait! I AM Ryan Seacrest...or Paula depending on how well I am dressed.
I'm waiting for that contract in stand up comedy. I can make your sides spilt.
Simon Cowell has got nothing on me when it comes to sarcasm, wit, or dry humor. I have my OWN crown reigning in snark. Now go away, you are just dreadful and are making me sick.
I don't really fall into a category, but I DO like to think that I am a good person and friend.
I am great just don't piss me off.
What the fuck are you looking at? Get out of my way you fuck! I have a bad temper and love to be mean. Ticking time bomb and proud of it.
I have no personality. I am a meaningless blob taking up space like the dust bunnies under other people's furniture.
Charming, witty, funny, sociable, calm, cool, and collected. At least that is what I want you to think. In other words, I am a sociopath.
I am NORMAL! Why aren't you?

Believe in the paranormal?
Yes, and I have had experiences.
Yes, but that stuff scares me.
Yeah, sure why not.
Yes, but never experienced anything.
Yeah, sure. Why not?
Undecided/Maybe.
No way.

What are you?
Writer
Dreamer
Singer
Artist
Thinker
Actor/actress
I'm not into any of the arts.

Favorite kind of pet?
Dogs
Cats
Birds
Fish
Reptiles
Bunnies/ferrets/Guinea pigs/
Well, my tarantula and scorpion are my pets.
I don't like animals.
I'd take one of each if I could.

What would bother you the most either reading or seeing on a show/movie?
What? It's not a comedy or happy? I'm leaving.
HA! NOTHING bothers me. It's fiction after all and a form of self expression.
A sad ending. *looks for Kleenex*
Too much character angst/suffering.
Torture.
Blood and guts. *runs to the bathroom*
Character death.
Rape.
Does this book/movie have all of the above? What's it called?

Who do you like the best?
Simon Cowell
Ryan Seacrest. CRRREEESSSTTYYYYY!
Hmm. Simon and Ryan together and uhm yeah. *looks for ice*
Randy Jackson
Paula Abdul

Beecher or Keller?
Killer Keller baby!
Beecher. Bitcher or crazy Beech...can't help but love the guy.
Come on now? No O'Reily? *huffs indignantly before getting a murderous gleam in their eye* I PICK RYAN SO THERE!
I have to have Beecher and Keller together. Neither one stands out much to me without the other. It's a total package.
*shakes head* It's always about B/K or Ryan. I love one of the "other guys."



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