Hi All,

It's about time I made that call for awards categories. There must be some special ones out there to add to the likes of

- Best Crash
- Best Comedy-Off
- Rider of the Year
- Best New Rider
- etc

So get your thinking caps on. What's happened this year that deserves a special mention? Drunkest in Charge of a Hardtail, perhaps, or Rider Most Likely to Receive a Noise Abatement Order, Worst Adherence to the Use of English on the Forum???

I'd appreciate some help with certificates too - Dom, do you mind volunteering again? Your efforts were sterling last year. PLUS we need some prizes from kind donors.

Regards

TOM

Oh, go on then, twist my arm...

Yours etc
Reginald D Penpusher III Jnr
CEO
Certificates-R-Us

Most elusive rider possibly? Maybe? I think.

How about:-
Most squeakiest bike?
Most amount of money spent on yr bike in one season?
Least amount of money spent on yr bike in one season?
Pub dodger?
Best ride where the leader hasn't got a clue where we are going?
Longest ride?

Cheers
GN

most elaborate excuse for not riding.
most excuses for not riding in one year.
instigater of the most "exciting/alternate" ride of the year.
most persistent newcomer of the year.
best bling bike
most improved rider

Riders' Wives?
Knobbly Knees?
Most Sensible Rider?
Least Sensible Rider?
Rider That Looks Most Like Someone Else?
Rider on the Storm?
Paperback Rider?

- Most Blood on a Jersey?
- Most Ridiculous Thing to Do on a Bike in Six (and a half!) Days?
- Most Polite Rider?
- The Edmund Hilary Award for Mountaineering (to be awarded to a rider who claims to prefer the mountains near Cambridge)
- The Grim Oop North Award (for persistent wearing of shorts in the face of unsuitable weather)
- Rider Who Looks Least Like Someone Else?
- For Whom the Bicycle Bell Tolls?

Thanks for all of the suggestions; I had a good laugh reading them.

Plenty to go at there - I shall pick the best tonight and issue a 'call for nominations'.

PT