Cam MTB - the Cambridge Mountain Bikers' Forum

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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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Clearly overpriced, the last of the unwanted Pasties was dumped outside the shop

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Tom tried every media opportunity to try to change his given name Pastey to Pastie, Alas he never succeeded and this is the last known sighting of 'The pale pastey lad from B'r'ill'

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Pasty Tom gives a wry smile before setting pen to paper once more to his local MP, to complain for the umpteenth time about apparent incorrect use of the apostrophe.

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Moist, warm and pungent with the odour of fresh meat, Pasty Tom takes a well-earned break.

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There was a young man called pasty
Who liked eating mince and pastry
60 miles back to back
He stopped for a snack
Gosh it was ever so tasty

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Then he discovered 60 miles was just toooooooo tasty

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After 16 hours of fruitless queuing behind some prat in an orange hat outside a locked shop, the mountain-bike got fed up and went home.


Despite the appealing prospect of the bull's-eyes in the shop window, Tom said that he'd rather suck on a fisherman's friend.

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Despite including a quarter of mixed Bon Bons into the deal, Tom remains outside and unsold

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Despite including a quarter of mixed Bon Bons and a crappy old bike into the deal, Tom remains outside and unsold

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How're you doin'?

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Hello sweetie

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Y IIII!!
Gutted, as soon as the sun came out me Tats faded like a badger on riley hill

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I never did like wide screen, all those dwarfs un that

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Hot rolls with Pastey...... Nooooooo Thhhhaaannnkkyyyoouu , I'll stick to the fast spin cycle