Cam MTB - the Cambridge Mountain Bikers' Forum

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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.
  • Don't ride too close to the person in front. If they crash into a badger, you'll need time to swerve.

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You mountain bikers...

I TELL YOU, if there is one thing in the world more evil than foxes, IT IS MOUNTAIN BIKERS
If I catch you on my footpath again, I will, I will, I will, RIP YOUR GUTS OUT.

I Am Very Angry. In fact I think I am so Angry I am going to have a heart attack. Can someone please call 999?

Thanks,
Farmer Boggis

P.S Did you know I eat THREE CHICKENS a day?
PPS If you do it again, I will get Bunce and Bean on you too. We will SMOKE you out.

Re: You mountain bikers...

I think I have this thing where everybody has to think I'm the greatest.And if they aren't completely knocked out and dazzled and slightly intimidated by me, I don't feel good about myself.

F Mr Fox

..oh darling

But you are quite as dazzling and wonderful as you think you are Mr f , don't underestimate yourself
Even those mountain bikers name their forks after you
Xxxx mrs f

Re: ..oh darling

Picture yourself on a bike in a river
With tangerine tyres and marmalade rides
Somebody passes you, you pedal quite slowly
A girl with collapsible thighs

Re: ..oh darling

Big Bad Dom
Picture yourself on a bike in a river
With tangerine tyres and marmalade rides
Somebody passes you, you pedal quite slowly
A girl with collapsible thighs


That seems to sum up Pat's entire Thursday night

Re: ..oh darling

Hmmm being the only female out on Thursday I am concerned....