Cam MTB - the Cambridge Mountain Bikers' Forum

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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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Paul counts how many other riders he can see.

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It's not fair, Davros always goes first at charades!

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Matt wonders if he raises his eyebrows higher could it reseamble a fringe?

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As Paul's stomach starts to complain making the chair slide backwards and him needing to moor himself to the table he begins to regret that sneaky lunchtime bread pudding

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Chris deep in thought
" mmmm, Did I put the milk away?"

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(sorry can't remember your names/never met)

Right hand side
Go on, it's your's..... if you think you can beat me to it

Left hand side
what's the catch?

Right hand side
You loose & You'll have to be the one to play charades with Davros

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Look Look, I told you I could do the Vulcan salute

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"HONK HONK!"

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A chance meeting.... But for Matt this was a great opurtunity to be photographed with his all time favorite Enlightenment entertainer Derek Acorah.

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Man on left

Stop playing footies

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who stole Sooty and Sweep!!

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It was unfortunate, but clear that the ITV version of "Max Byegrave's Saturday night" was to have a limited run.

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"I told you before, I need 10 pints before I'm ready to go home!"

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Nanu Nanu....(Come on, I can't be doing too bad?!?)

Now then, as I disastrously missed out on ... thirdly education..should the explanation marks be within or outside the brackets?
Book club tonight MMM...... early doors for me......, but,.....
Anyone fancy a Sunday pootle to a local Cafeteria ?!?