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DISCLAIMER. MOUNTAIN BIKING CAN BE DANGEROUS. YOU JOIN US AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SAFETY BRIEFING.

  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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CAPTION COMPETITION!!

Paul plucks yet another large farm animal from Pat's CamelBak.

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Paul...."Have you finished Pat"

Pat...."I can't believe I just did that"

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WOW my head hurts!
I had the weirdest dream!
There was this field, a sheep, loads of onlookers......crap! it wasn't a dream was it.

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Paul... "Look no hands"

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Hurry lads, you don't want to be left with an ugly one...

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"Enormous rucksack? - Check.
Googles on? - Check.
Sitting down? - Check.

OK - bring me the biggest sheep you can find..."

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The last remaining Liberal Democrat MPs enjoying their post-election party.

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Never mind a caption - what actually happened?

I assume Pat's bike ended up hidden from view in the hedge (or I need stronger spectacles). So that must have been a hell of an impact?

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Pete, we came across two large lambs that had somehow got out of the field (on the right of pic). We blocked the path both ends with bikes and Pat rugby tackled one as it tried to run past him. He lay on the ground holding it so I grabbed it off him and put it back over the fence.............well thats our story

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Sure, that's what happened, you couple of randy sods!

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Baaaah!