#1: Other uses for a knackered latex tube # 652: Paul shows Mike how to construct a sling for the inevitable next time;

#2: Paul: "My cock is this long but it looks 10 inches inside this latex tube!"

Pasty always gets the word "cock" in at that table. Not a caption, just a statement

"This is the secret signal of the British Gimp Society"

Latex anyone?

"The girth was that big...phwww, told Elton it would never fit".
Just then a lower leg amputee kneed over Staffys pint.

"This is what happens when you drink as much wine as I do..you end up having some kind of weird claw hand permanently ready to accept another glass of the good stuff. It's not like I have a problem or anything, each tuesday and thursday night I lay off the wine and only drink beer. I just like to shake things up, part of my new edgy persona that challenges perceptions of men in their sixties. For example, on wednesdays I wear women's clothes"

"I always prefer my pickled eggs to be a normal size like this" - "OMG" says Steve as the barmaid brings in the giant pickled egg still in its shell bottom left.

Sheeeeeeet, I've lost me right hand fisting glove, said Ed Winchester.