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  • Wear a helmet. Despite recent advances in medical science, brains still cannot be mended nor replaced.
  • Wear gloves or mitts. Hands often hit the ground first. Cuts and grazes invite infection and a hospital visit.
  • Wear eye protection, it only takes a twig or thorn to lose an eye. Crud catchers are a good idea in mucky weather.
  • When downhilling, for your own protection, allow plenty of space behind the rider in front.
  • Bring a bare minimum emergency tool kit and a spare inner tube.
  • Breakdowns are a bore. Plan not to have any by ensuring your bike is in perfect working order.
  • Punctures are also tedious. You can minimise them by fitting latex tubes, slime tubes or running tubeless tyres.

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Do we know, where were going too?

Do you know where you're going to?
Do you like the things that life is showing you?!?
Where are you going to? Do you know?
Do you get what you're hoping for,
A nice pint in a pub near to home
Do you know
I imagine it will be cold...Nice beer.. Do you know?
When you look behind you there's no open pub door?
it's 00.30 do you know..

Where on earth are we going to, this Thursday going you know, because there all closed by early doorsss?
Where are we going to...Fuck NOSE (I suggest the BLUE BALL)'s nice too ..dooo deee dooo

Re: Do we know, where were going too?

The plough has been shut for at least yonks/months!!
Anyway..If you remove the P and change it to a B, move the U to the 3rd letter, add an E...Just for fun!!
Now, what if the plough was towing a large ball?!?, keep with me...
I reckon (having studied under the Masterful Paul Daniels)...and leared over the most gorgeous Debbie Magee.mmmmmm
Reverse all the other letters of the alphabet standing on your left foot whilst sneezing into a vaugley warm canteen of Sunday nights donner meat...It's amazing...the scum/live effervescent fluro cultures on the top of the water spells BLUE BALL.
You can't argue with that!
And I've not even been drinking...Genious!

Oh yes, the ball...unfortunatley the ball deflated after Debbie's cheap shabby Turkish enhancements pierced the ball causing surprise to everyone who had just returned from the UK and zero hours £6 p/h post Brexit to a new budding home domestic appliance manufacturing industry...BEKOz the world is continually been monitored by company accountants & grandmother selling "Gurus"

Anyway, does anyone want to buy my gorgeous MK2 2016 (the proper one) carbon Santa Cruz Tallboy...can be Personalised with a variety of specs to suite many a wallet...superb bike.

Re: Do we know, where were going too?

Surprisingly I was with you at the start of that missive - but not for long.

Anyway, I think you'll find that I am the only Tall Boy that anyone needs. May be for sale.

Plough is shut eh? Shame. Blue Ball would do. Rupert Brooke if we're muddy enough.