Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information , Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means,"With Idiot For Ever !!!"


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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?


Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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A journalist asked a man who was traveling with six children, are all these kids yours??

Man replies; No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: What does yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Let's find yours!!

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A Son asks the difference between confidence and confidential.
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!