An ibo man driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he`s about to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call police emergency number. When the police arrives he explains what happened "Oga Police officer, di man jus come smash off de door a mi BMW!! My $39.000 car is now write off to rass!!" The police, after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and says, "You Ibos are so materialistic. You`re so into the damage of your car door, that you didn`t even realize that your hand has been ripped of with the door!!" The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his amputated hand and screams out , "Chineke!! Mi rolex!!!"
A guy goes to visit his doctor. Here is the conversation that ensued.
"Don't laugh!" said the patient.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," the patient said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery..
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor.. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now ... what seems to be the problem?"
