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Duncan Cook
Jan 25, 2023 - 7:56PM
90.243.19.172
Re: Do we know, where were going too?

The plough has been shut for at least yonks/months!!
Anyway..If you remove the P and change it to a B, move the U to the 3rd letter, add an E...Just for fun!!
Now, what if the plough was towing a large ball?!?, keep with me...
I reckon (having studied under the Masterful Paul Daniels)...and leared over the most gorgeous Debbie Magee.mmmmmm
Reverse all the other letters of the alphabet standing on your left foot whilst sneezing into a vaugley warm canteen of Sunday nights donner meat...It's amazing...the scum/live effervescent fluro cultures on the top of the water spells BLUE BALL.
You can't argue with that!
And I've not even been drinking...Genious!

Oh yes, the ball...unfortunatley the ball deflated after Debbie's cheap shabby Turkish enhancements pierced the ball causing surprise to everyone who had just returned from the UK and zero hours £6 p/h post Brexit to a new budding home domestic appliance manufacturing industry...BEKOz the world is continually been monitored by company accountants & grandmother selling "Gurus"

Anyway, does anyone want to buy my gorgeous MK2 2016 (the proper one) carbon Santa Cruz Tallboy...can be Personalised with a variety of specs to suite many a wallet...superb bike.

Tony
Jan 26, 2023 - 2:19PM
86.7.92.19
Re: Do we know, where were going too?

Surprisingly I was with you at the start of that missive - but not for long.

Anyway, I think you'll find that I am the only Tall Boy that anyone needs. May be for sale.

Plough is shut eh? Shame. Blue Ball would do. Rupert Brooke if we're muddy enough.

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Jan 26th, 2023 - 2:19 PM
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